August 2012
- Loki: I look like a moose...
- Thor: Yes, but a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go WAAAAAHHHHH
- me: who is that
- me: what are you talking about
- me: I don't know what that is
- me: wait what
does anyone else have this other self theyve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but theyre not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
- I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
- Good god, man!
- I'm a doctor, not an excalator!
- Dammit, Jim!
- I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist.
- ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR VULCAN MIND?!
- Pointy-eared hobgoblin.
- Other people have birthdays--why are we treating yours like a funeral?
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you lisen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour


