starlitcas:

I’m just all *U* because Misha is so popular with everyone. He can gatecrash a panel and no one cares and they even put out another mic for him. He goes to random sections of the con and they want to interview him. He’s been invited to other panels as a speaker besides the official supernatural one. Other celebs and fans take random selfies with him. They just can’t get enough of him. MISHA FTW!!!!

(via expectopatronxm)

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serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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wait there’s PORN on netflix?

someone’s been withholding key information

(Source: kaijuno, via sebastianstanspam)

hiddleswiggles:

Printer at work got fixed but it’s now make ghostly noises.
I supposed printer had died and it’s a ghost printer

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

matt-and-apples:

raccoonmama:

mildlyamused:

Thank you Disney. It took 70 years and a push from Pixar, but you FINALLY gave us a mother/daughter adventure.

Bless you for not killing her/making her evil/pushing her off to the side.

I just want to take a moment to have some serious gushing about the symbolism in this movie, because this gifset is actually really good for it. I was watching the commentary the other day after buying this  movie, and there’s a point where they mention how you can TELL Elinor used to be feisty and quite fiery in her youth, much like her very headstrong daughter, but everything about her now is that of a dignified lady who has had to rein herself in to be the diplomat for their kingdom.

Early in the film, you see her walk in a very closed fashion. She holds herself tightly, does not gesture broadly, rarely speaks up. Even her weighted, heavy dress and the way she wears her hair show her as being restrained by the duties she has put upon herself.

Then… the events of the movie occur, and in the end, you see her in a loose flowing dress that seems almost more like something Merida would wear. She’s excitable, going out and doing things with her daughter, and her long hair is no longer tied back, but instead neatly pinned and flowing. In essence, Elinor herself opened up. She let go and found herself becoming more accepting.

Merida wasn’t the only person who learned a lesson about family and responsibility in this movie. Elinor learned that she had to let go now and then in order to relate to, and to understand, her daughter better. It wasn’t just Merida growing up, it was Elinor finding that middle ground and standing firmly on it, supporting her daughter’s beliefs when she realized that Merida wasn’t the only one who hadn’t listened.

She hadn’t, either, and Merida was not the only one at fault. The result was not just a one sided lesson, but a beautiful, rounded story of a mother and a daughter finding out that their differences are what really make them so alike, and finding that place to stand together. Maybe they won’t always see eye to eye, but they’ve now learned that they must have open conversation and understanding to hold their family together, and both women grew up immensely in that moment of realization.

In short: it’s not just my own Scottish heritage that makes me love this movie. It’s that this film is so indicative of the relationships so many young women feel themselves in with their mothers, and I personally am no exception. Elinor and Merida speak to women and daughters everywhere, young and old, and the lesson they learn is one we can all adhere to, no matter how hard it sometimes feels to accept that.

(via murica-is-the-bread)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

Okay look I just called the bank because of my account balance (honestly the over drafts are out of control) and was like “I have no idea how that happened because I had te money in there and it’s saying I over drafted” and all that stuff and she was really nice and explained it to me and she was like “we can fix this, can you come to the bank?” And I said “no, I’ve got a baby on my lap” and she was like “oh congratulations!” And I laughed and said, ” no he’s not mine, I’m a nanny” and she was like “wow, good on you” and I was like thanks and basically after that, she reversed the overdraft and now my balance is fine and seriously being a nanny is the best thing to ever happen to me

Chandler and Joey: Flower crowns edition

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bitchbot:

*uses hot laptop to relieve cramps*

(via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

scottmcpaws:

PETER HALE IS TAKING ALL OF DEREK’S WEREWOLF POWERS

for the second time

kyousuke-kamijo:

CH AraCTER ATTract ted to  !!  !!! MORe than ONE GENDER???????/  ? impoSsible. ARe they the homogay or the heterostraight IS THE ONLY

(Source: alphajade, via till-the-endoftheline)

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via graceland-more-like-gayland)

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via loonylunalovegood97)